A bad day at Hallmark

[Devilwoman]

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My tire was thumping. ​

I thought it was flat ​

When I looked at the tire... ​

I noticed your cat. ​

Sorry! ​

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Heard your wife left you, ​

How upset you must be. ​

But don't fret about it... ​

She moved in with me. ​

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Looking back over the years ​

that we've been together, ​

I can't help but wonder... ​

'What the hell was I thinking?' ​

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Congratulations on your wedding day! ​

Too bad no one likes your husband. ​

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How could two people as beautiful as you ​

Have such an ugly baby? ​

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I've always wanted to have ​

someone to hold, ​

someone to love. ​

After having met you .. ​

I've changed my mind. ​

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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. ​

I never believed in Hell until I met you. ​

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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... ​

That you're not here to ruin it for me. ​

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Congratulations on your promotion. ​

Before you go... ​

Would you like to take this knife out of my back? ​

You'll probably need it again. ​

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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! ​

(Available only in ​

Tennessee , Kentucky & West Virginia ) ​

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.​

Almost Lifelike! ​

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When we were together, ​

you always said you'd die for me. ​

Now that we've broken up, ​

I think it's time you kept your promise.​

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We have been friends for a very long time .. ​

let's say we stop? ​

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I'm so miserable without you ​

it's almost like you're here. ​

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Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. ​

Did you ever find out who the father was? ​

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Your friends and I wanted to do ​

something special for your birthday. ​

So we're having you put to sleep. ​

))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))​

So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day. ​

Look at the bright side, ​

it's really good pay​

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[quantumleap]

I sent this suggestion to Hallmark one time but never did hear anything back.





Outside cover:

Don't count your chickens before they hatch.














Inside:

It could be twins!

Congratulations on the recent additions to your family.

 

[hggy]

haha

 

[festeringZit]

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

 

[Jack Herer]

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

Stop hating... your son might get a bunch of those when he finds the right guy.

 

[mrcrash]

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

You never got a card because they were unavailable, we get it.

 

[festeringZit]

Stop hating... your son might get a bunch of those when he finds the right guy.

Disapproval of something someone does, doesn't equate to
hatred of that person.

Nice try though.

 

[MikeB]

You never got a card because they were unavailable, we get it.

Found one for him-

<img src="http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2008/06/18/320x240/gay_wedding_81601297.jpg">

 

[NES]

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

People like you should be gassed inside the voting booths.

 

[Devilwoman]

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

 

[festeringZit]

People like you should be gassed inside the voting booths.

NES,

Such hatred, how hypocritical of you.

You'd be gassing more than 60% of the US, since at least that
many disprove of homo marriage.

 

[TimelyHitting]

NES,

Such hatred, how hypocritical of you.

You'd be gassing more than 60% of the US, since at least that
many disprove of homo marriage.

I fall into that 60% that is against it, but I also don't make comments like you made and I can respect others opinions. I have my opinion and that's all it is. I'm not going to tell others how to live their lives. I wouldn't stop buying from hallmark because they have a different opinion on something like that.

So while you think that 60% of American's have the same opinion, many don't have hatred towards a group because they're different. I just disagree with their actions.

It's extremist like this, of any kind, that causes serious issues in this country. You don't have to agree with peoples ways but that doesn't mean you need to shun them; or look down on them. Everyone is different.

Since this is the Rubber Room - before I get blasted - Fuck you for your hatred you sick bitch.

 

[steaktartar]

lol

 

[festeringZit]

I fall into that 60% that is against it, but I also don't make comments like you made and I can respect others opinions. I have my opinion and that's all it is. I'm not going to tell others how to live their lives. I wouldn't stop buying from hallmark because they have a different opinion on something like that.

So while you think that 60% of American's have the same opinion, many don't have hatred towards a group because they're different. I just disagree with their actions.

It's extremist like this, of any kind, that causes serious issues in this country. You don't have to agree with peoples ways but that doesn't mean you need to shun them; or look down on them. Everyone is different.

Since this is the Rubber Room - before I get blasted - Fuck you for your hatred you sick bitch.

Ah so, you can respect others opinions but not mine, and because you
think/assume I hate homos, then you blast me with hatred, e.g.
"fuck you.. sick bitch."

The epitome of hypocrisy.

Have a nice day, maybe you should rethink your hypocritical views.

I'll state mine very clearly. I think homosexual marriage is immoral.
I don't hate homosexuals.

 

[TimelyHitting]

Ah so, you can respect others opinions but not mine, and because you
think/assume I hate homos, then you blast me with hatred, e.g.
"fuck you.. sick bitch."

The epitome of hypocrisy.

Have a nice day, maybe you should rethink your hypocritical views.

I'll state mine very clearly. I think homosexual marriage is immoral.
I don't hate homosexuals.

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

Is that what you said closet man? You call them fags and say you won't buy from hallmark because they promote fags, with a cleverly placed 4, marriages; but you don't hate homosexuals?

You just enjoy degrading them as much as you can. This country didn't used to hate "niggers", I mean black people, we just didn't want them drinking from the same fountains or sitting their asses on the same seats of the bus.

Laughable that you're in such denial about it and try to say you don't hate them to make yourself feel better at night. You won't buy a greeting card because they have gay marriage cards. That's like not eating at a restaurant because they let black people in - or gay couples in this case - but I'm sure that doesn't bother you.

I don't respect an opinion of hatred. I don't respect peoples opinions who are extremist that refuse to respect others. I don't respect the fact that you "HATE" homosexuals. I can respect your disapproval of gay marriage, but not your bigotry towards gays or any group of people.

I don't respect someone who murders someone else because they didn't like them. I can respect that they don't like the person but when you go to an extreme respect is tossed out the window.

You use the word *** to degrade gay people - I've also used it I'm not perfect - but you don't have an issue with them? That's like running around yelling Kike or ****** but not having a problem with them either.

Now carry along as I can feel a gay relative being born as we speak for you. Maybe that will put you in your place. People like you give the right of this country a bad name. With your extreme over the top, Rush Limbaugh like opinions on shit.

 

[Uno]

I fall into that 60% that is against it, but I also don't make comments like you made and I can respect others opinions. I have my opinion and that's all it is. I'm not going to tell others how to live their lives. I wouldn't stop buying from hallmark because they have a different opinion on something like that.

So while you think that 60% of American's have the same opinion, many don't have hatred towards a group because they're different. I just disagree with their actions.

It's extremist like this, of any kind, that causes serious issues in this country. You don't have to agree with peoples ways but that doesn't mean you need to shun them; or look down on them. Everyone is different.

Since this is the Rubber Room - before I get blasted - Fuck you for your hatred you sick bitch.

phag

 

[Uno]

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

Is that what you said closet man? You call them fags and say you won't buy from hallmark because they promote fags, with a cleverly placed 4, marriages; but you don't hate homosexuals?

You just enjoy degrading them as much as you can. This country didn't used to hate "niggers", I mean black people, we just didn't want them drinking from the same fountains or sitting their asses on the same seats of the bus.

Laughable that you're in such denial about it and try to say you don't hate them to make yourself feel better at night. You won't buy a greeting card because they have gay marriage cards. That's like not eating at a restaurant because they let black people in - or gay couples in this case - but I'm sure that doesn't bother you.

I don't respect an opinion of hatred. I don't respect peoples opinions who are extremist that refuse to respect others. I don't respect the fact that you "HATE" homosexuals. I can respect your disapproval of gay marriage, but not your bigotry towards gays or any group of people.

I don't respect someone who murders someone else because they didn't like them. I can respect that they don't like the person but when you go to an extreme respect is tossed out the window.

You use the word *** to degrade gay people - I've also used it I'm not perfect - but you don't have an issue with them? That's like running around yelling Kike or ****** but not having a problem with them either.

Now carry along as I can feel a gay relative being born as we speak for you. Maybe that will put you in your place. People like you give the right of this country a bad name. With your extreme over the top, Rush Limbaugh like opinions on shit.

who knew clay aiken was a penn st. fan?

 

[TimelyHitting]

phag

:lol:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I think I'd rather be any group in this world other than gay, and it's not because I got something against them; it's because I love pussy. I couldn't imagine not getting my dick wet in some tight pussy. I would rather die. Don't know what I'm going to do when I'm 80.

Probably pop some Viagra like flinstone Vitamins.

 

[festeringZit]

I don't buy Hallmark cards ever since they started
promoting f4g marriage cards, when in 48 states in
this country f4g marriage is illegal.

Is that what you said closet man? You call them fags and say you won't buy from hallmark because they promote fags, with a cleverly placed 4, marriages; but you don't hate homosexuals?

You just enjoy degrading them as much as you can. This country didn't used to hate "niggers", I mean black people, we just didn't want them drinking from the same fountains or sitting their asses on the same seats of the bus.

Laughable that you're in such denial about it and try to say you don't hate them to make yourself feel better at night. You won't buy a greeting card because they have gay marriage cards. That's like not eating at a restaurant because they let black people in - or gay couples in this case - but I'm sure that doesn't bother you.

I don't respect an opinion of hatred. I don't respect peoples opinions who are extremist that refuse to respect others. I don't respect the fact that you "HATE" homosexuals. I can respect your disapproval of gay marriage, but not your bigotry towards gays or any group of people.

I don't respect someone who murders someone else because they didn't like them. I can respect that they don't like the person but when you go to an extreme respect is tossed out the window.

You use the word *** to degrade gay people - I've also used it I'm not perfect - but you don't have an issue with them? That's like running around yelling Kike or ****** but not having a problem with them either.

Now carry along as I can feel a gay relative being born as we speak for you. Maybe that will put you in your place. People like you give the right of this country a bad name. With your extreme over the top, Rush Limbaugh like opinions on shit.

Ok. I'll take your point about the f4g comment, I'll admit I was wrong.

But, your point about me boycotting hallmark because of their
gay marriage cards is akin to being a racist is way off. Not approving
of gay marriage does not make someone a racist, it's as simple as that.
Though, the gays will try to push that theme, it is a total lie.

I took back my f4g comment, now do you care to take back
your false analogy?

 

[Uno]

:lol:

Not that there's anything wrong with that. I think I'd rather be any group in this world other than gay, and it's not because I got something against them; it's because I love pussy. I couldn't imagine not getting my dick wet in some tight pussy. I would rather die. Don't know what I'm going to do when I'm 80.

Probably pop some Viagra like flinstone Vitamins.

you think this is what straight people talk like?